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Misc 2021 Spring/Summer Whamby Thread

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I owe y’all a story. So my friend used this site for a while where you call up escorts . 2 stories here ( I’ll also share my one experience attempting to use it ) . First , one day he called one up and he pulled up where she told him to meet her .... it was a Sam’s club parking lot ... the lady was like “ come meet me in my tent in the woods behind Sam’s “. Second story was the midget story. He has a weird midget thing , he pulled up where the midget escort was and a man and a midget got out so he dipped figuring he was about to get robbed .

My story isn’t funny lol. I’m not into that stuff but one day I got bored and called up an escort .... well she was like “ do you drive “ in my mind I translated that as “ are you driving “ to which I replied uhhh no.... mistake ! She was like “ awww on honey , bye sweetie , how old are you? “ . I was confused for a few minutes then I realized my mistake ... I was old enough but she thought I was not as I said no to her driving question ! In retrospect I’m glad I made that mistake lol. No need for them escorts !
 
If these cold weenies squint real hard in the street light, that light drizzle might almost look like a snowflake, but what they should do is go looking a ------- mirror to find the snowflakes.

Weirdos. Its too damn nice to ruin this with 30s and rain. Y’all need your heads checked.
 
smast16 said:
If these cold weenies squint real hard in the street light, that light drizzle might almost look like a snowflake, but what they should do is go looking a ------- mirror to find the snowflakes.

Weirdos. Its too damn nice to ruin this with 30s and rain. Y’all need your heads checked.
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Breath brother it ain’t but a model run! I don’t think it’s any colder than 45 which while miserable is better than 34.
 
Lickwx said:
Patience ! You have met your match ! When Webber moves to Flagstaff your snow pics will look cute compared to his! Flagstaff gets like 3 times the snow , with 2 times the sun , and without any of the brutal cold!
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I’d honestly wanna move there when I retire, I’ll be in the vicinity of Flagstaff so I’ll at least be able to visit. Tons of snow, tons of sun, less cold rain, beautiful summers, gorgeous scenery. What’s there not to like? 100” of snow and more sun than rain every year. It’s a snow weenie paradise
 
Webberweather53 said:
I’d honestly wanna move there when I retire, I’ll be in the vicinity of Flagstaff so I’ll at least be able to visit. Tons of snow, tons of sun, less cold rain, beautiful summers, gorgeous scenery. What’s there not to like? 100” of snow and more sun than rain every year. It’s a snow weenie paradise
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Yea , definitely one of those places where I wouldn’t mind tons of snow . It’s gonna be sunny and nice anyhow so might as well! Plus skiing!
 
Webberweather53 said:
I’d honestly wanna move there when I retire, I’ll be in the vicinity of Flagstaff so I’ll at least be able to visit. Tons of snow, tons of sun, less cold rain, beautiful summers, gorgeous scenery. What’s there not to like? 100” of snow and more sun than rain every year. It’s a snow weenie paradise
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And a drive East is quicker for any severe wx setup especially with those photogenic NM supercells
 
Lickwx said:
Patience ! You have met your match ! When Webber moves to Flagstaff your snow pics will look cute compared to his! Flagstaff gets like 3 times the snow , with 2 times the sun , and without any of the brutal cold!
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It’s too desert like in flagstaff
 
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