Misc 2021 Spring/Summer Whamby Thread

[LickWx]

You need to regulate the situation.

Do you have kids ? If not , I mean you do see me as a son and yourself as a father figure , come on pops take me to the beach dawg.

 

[LickWx]

Tried, failed. Gave up.

It’s the wife’s fault , you should take beach trips by yourself or with the boys next time . That sounds fun! Though soon you will live on the beach perhaps , imagine would get bored of it a tad eventually .

 

[Bham 99]

Do you have kids ? If not , I mean you do see me as a son and yourself as a father figure , come on pops take me to the beach dawg.

I'm speechless and can't think of a good response.

 

[LickWx]

I'm speechless and can't think of a good response.

I mean you are too young though, you are only 35 right?

 

[SD]

I'm speechless and can't think of a good response.

Sometimes I think it's a parody account

 

[LickWx]

Sometimes I think it's a parody account

No it’s a real person who stands out quite a bit . I’m pretty popular in real life , I just let all my crazy out on here . Enjoy.

 

[Bham 99]

I mean you are too young though, you are only 35 right?

I'm a tad older than that but not much.

 

[LickWx]

I'm a tad older than that but not much.

Yeah you just an old ass cousin then . What up cuz!

 

[SD]

No it’s a real person who stands out quite a bit . I’m pretty popular in real life , I just let all my crazy out on here . Enjoy.

I miss being your age. Good times

 

[Bham 99]

I mean you are too young though, you are only 35 right?

I'm not old enough to be your daddy... I'm sorry to ruin the moment.

 

[LickWx]

I miss being your age. Good times

Hey, I’m sure there’s something good about 40. Right? Please tell me yes ?. It gets better right ?

 

[SD]

I'm not old enough to be your daddy... I'm sorry to ruin the moment.

Well. Actually

 

[Tarheel1]

I mean you are too young though, you are only 35 right?

I’m 45, you like bears?

 

[LickWx]

I'm not old enough to be your daddy... I'm sorry to ruin the moment.

Now you just made it weird . You must have been a frisky 15 year old lol!

 

[SD]

Hey, I’m sure there’s something good about 40. Right? Please tell me yes ?. It gets better right ?

Yeah the level of give a ---- goes down

 

[Tarheel1]

Well. Actually

In Bahama, I think it’s possible, maybe Tarboro!

 

[Bham 99]

Yeah the level of give a ---- goes down

Way down.

 

[SD]

In Bahama, I think it’s possible, maybe Tarboro!

Certainly in ? ?

 

[LickWx]

I’m 45, you like bears?

Ughhh I’ll pass the message along to fro. He keeps sending me and @Sleet City USA love messages .

 

[LickWx]

Certainly in ? ?

Ngl I’m a little confused and I like the new way of saying Iizard lick

 

[SD]

I’m 45, you like bears?

This made me laugh way more than it should have

 

[SD]

Ngl I’m a little confused and I like the new way of saying Iizard lick

Ask your dad maybe he can help you understand

 

[LickWx]

Ask your dad maybe he can help you understand

Dad ? Help ?

 

[Jimmy Hypocracy]

Just hacked the zoysia out back and ran the weed eater for about 2.5 hours after work. I’m only 32 and almost to the point where I want to hire someone to do my yard work. ---- this sh**. Over it.

 

[SD]

Dad ? Help ?

@Tarheel1 your boy needs help

 

[LickWx]

Just hacked the zoysia out back and ran the weed eater for about 2.5 hours after work. I’m only 32 and almost to the point where I want to hire someone to do my yard work. ---- this sh**. Over it.

Nah keep going ! It keeps you young .

 

[LickWx]

@Tarheel1 your boy needs help

Nah I was referring to my big cousin @Bham 99 . I’d be scarred for life if @Tarheel1 was my dad . Imagine how scarred his kids are !

 

[SD]

Nah I was referring to my big cousin @Bham 99 . I’d be scarred for life if @Tarheel1 was my dad . Imagine how scarred his kids are !

Have you seen his son? Dude is 12 and 8 ft 6

 

[Jimmy Hypocracy]

Nah keep going ! It keeps you young .

I don’t feel young when I’m running the weed eater. Maybe I’ll just spray it all with roundup next time.

 

[Bham 99]

Well. Actually
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Nah I was referring to my big cousin @Bham 99 . I’d be scarred for life if @Tarheel1 was my dad . Imagine how scarred his kids are !

You need to get it straight, am I your cousin or your dad??? The family roles seem to be confusing for you. I can't be everything to you. I'm sorry.

 

[LickWx]

Have you seen his son? Dude is 12 and 8 ft 6

---- . I’m only 5 foot 8, enough to round to 5 9 if I feel like getting an extra inch .lucky son of a gun

 

[LickWx]

Cousin . Your too young to be my pops . @Bham 99

 

[LickWx]

@Tarheel1 probably walks around the house wearing nothing but his banana hammock when the kids are around .

 

[Myfrotho704_]

licky and sleety ?

 

[Tarheel1]

@Tarheel1 probably walks around the house wearing nothing but his banana hammock when the kids are around .

Do you have a spy cam in my house?

 

[Tarheel1]

licky and sleety ?

I bet they make good grauple!

 

[Tarheel1]

@Tarheel1 probably walks around the house wearing nothing but his banana hammock when the kids are around .

I actually go commando! Free ballin! Teach the kids to be ok with their body! No shame

 

[Myfrotho704_]

I bet they make good grauple!

They would

 

[Tarheel1]

Have you seen his son? Dude is 12 and 8 ft 6

Height is overrated! I mean it’s really only good for basketball and helping short people reach the top shelf in the grocery store and possibly changing an occasional light bulb with no step stool, and or opening ceiling vents , that’s about it!

 

[LickWx]

Height is overrated! I mean it’s really only good for basketball and helping short people reach the top shelf in the grocery store and possibly changing an occasional light bulb with no step stool, and or opening ceiling vents , that’s about it!

Nah, the massive height you and your son are is probably too much but a solid 6 foot to 6 foot 2 would be nice .