Misc Sizzling Shenanigans: warm season whamby

[Arcc]

I wonder why, probably because Alabama is west hmmmm

You just mad Helene thinks I’m sexy and you in NC are ugly.

 

[LickWx]

You just mad Helene thinks I’m sexy and you in NC are ugly.

Nah she just heard fat people were considered sexy in Alabama so she headed that way… hence this super fat sloppy storm! Porkers unite

 

[$alt]

My conspiracy was short lived guys.

I blended the 12z super ensemble and 18z SHIPS guidance together and basically came up with the NHC track. That's our answer of why it's West vs Globals I think.

 

[severestorm]

I'm thinking low end CAT 2 high end CAT 1 landfall. Not impressed with this system anymore. I even lost my home internet. Thank God for hotspots.

 

[Drizzle Snizzle]

I'm already so sick of Helene. Please let her just get out of here so we can move on.

 

[Arcc]

Nah she just heard fat people were considered sexy in Alabama so she headed that way… hence this super fat sloppy storm! Porkers unite

Hey at least we be getting some. Maybe you can get with Manti Te’o girlfriend.

 

[severestorm]

I'm already so sick of Helene. Please let her just get out of here so we can move on.

I just had to fork over 40 extra a month so I can have a hostpot so I can work. Give me winter storm pls!

 

[Drizzle Snizzle]

I just had to fork over 40 extra a month so I can have a hostpot so I can work. Give me winter storm pls!

I'll take a winter storm over tropical storm any day !

 

[Jimmy Hypocracy]

@pcbjr how we looking down in Hogtown?

 

[BullCityWx]

I've seen enough to know now, definitively, that the NHC is corrupt to the core. Maggots the lot of them. Liars and scammers. They can go the way of the FDA and sink in to the abyss.

Helene will be a moderate Category 1 hurricane or weak Cat 2 at landfall.

I believe this is a case where it may take one to know one.

 

[ForsythSnow]

Just because you don't believe a track that hasn't played out yet doesn't mean there's a conspiracy. Enough said.

 

[GeorgiaGirl]

Haven’t been able to sleep straight through the night for the past few days. :/

If I keep getting headaches early in the morning after this weather passes, I’ll likely need to be seen, and I don’t want to go for it.

 

[LickWx]

Hey at least we be getting some. Maybe you can get with Manti Te’o girlfriend.

Sorry, looks like Helene wanted some real action, maybe next time bud! Ooff… she really changed her mind on y’all overnight

 

[Snowflowxxl]

That one user who has been wishcasting this thing into destroying Atlanta is going to be confused tonight

 

[Brick Tamland]

That one user who has been wishcasting this thing into destroying Atlanta is going to be confused tonight

Seems like that's been every poster that's near Atlanta.

 

[Brick Tamland]

Poster: looks like Helene is going to struggle to even get to Cat 2.

5 minutes later.

NHC: Helene is a cat 2 hurricane with 100 mph winds.

 

[Snowflowxxl]

Seems like that's been every poster that's near Atlanta.

Lotta weenies in the area for sure. That one user in particular though has been steady saying Atlanta is going to get mass destruction

 

[SD]

Tropics are really active

 

[Drizzle Snizzle]

I think we dodged a bullet here. Last night they were saying 105 mph wind gusts and now they’re saying 70 mph. I doubt we’ll get anything more than 50 mph. I’m not even worried anymore.

 

[Brent]

I kind of thought this thing was overhyped especially in Atlanta