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snowlover91 said:
For @Jimmy Hypocracy

“Financial products are now coming under fire as many consumers pointed out that the troubling phrase “Master” was in the name of Mastercard, leading many to think of a checkered past when slaveowners expected to be called “master.”

“Honestly, in 2020, there is no place in America for terms like 'master',” said Ajaypal "Ajay" Singh Banga, Equalitycard’s chief executive. “That is not an image we want to evoke when consumers engage in financial transactions that might place them massively in debt to us, through late fees and massive interest charges. Equalitycard will always promote the equality of cardholders of all races.”

At publishing time, several other popular American institutions and brands using the problematic word were facing criticism including MasterClass online classes, Masterpiece Theatre, all master's degrees, and Jedi Masters.”


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Mastercard Changes Name To Equalitycard

PURCHASE, NY—Popular multinational financial services company, Mastercard Incorporated, which is known for its extensive line of credit, debit, and prepaid cards to process payments between card-issuing banks and merchants, has released a statement that they will now be known as Equalitycard...
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Congrats on eating the onion!
 
Downeastnc said:
That is the only source saying Mastercard changed its name......no mention of it on Mastercards twitter page etc.....weird the only place you see it so far is a obscure Christian website.....the article claims Mastercard made a statement saying this is the case yet not a peep on anything I can find from Mastercard.....
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The site is basically a Christian form of the onion. I saw it and knew it was satire.
 
ForsythSnow said:
The site is basically a Christian form of the onion. I saw it and knew it was satire.
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Pretty much. Here are some of their articles.
babylonbee.com

Trump Defies Liberals By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Aunt Jemima Syrup

TULSA, OK—Liberals are trying to ruin America by destroying all our favorite corporate mascots, logos, and team names. But Trump says he won't have it. He defied the woke progressive crowd this week by chugging an entire bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup at his Tulsa rally.
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Chick-Fil-A Now Open On Sunday But Only For Black People

ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy announced yesterday that his fast-food restaurant will be ending its long-standing policy on Sunday closure, but only for black people.
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Man Horrified As Kids Give Him Noose For Father's Day

CHARLESTOWN, RI—Local father of two Bradley Carson was horrified, shocked, offended, and aggrieved Sunday as his family gave him several racist symbols for Father's Day, the kids and his wife each having given him a noose.
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Wow at least they fired them....


At the 46-minute mark of the video, Piner and Gilmore began talking from their respective cars, at which time Piner criticized the department, saying its only concern was “kneeling down with the black folks.” About 30 minutes later, Piner received a phone call from Moore, according to the investigation, a segment in which Moore referred to a Black female as a “negro.” He also referred to the woman by using a racial slur. He repeated the use of the slur in describing a Black magistrate, and Moore used a gay slur to describe the magistrate as well.

Later, according to the investigation, Piner told Moore that he feels a civil war is coming and that he is ready. Piner said he was going to buy a new assault rifle, and soon “we are just going to go out and start slaughtering them (expletive)” Blacks. “I can’t wait. God, I can’t wait.” Moore responded that he wouldn’t do that.
 
Downeastnc said:
That is the only source saying Mastercard changed its name......no mention of it on Mastercards twitter page etc.....weird the only place you see it so far is a obscure Christian website.....the article claims Mastercard made a statement saying this is the case yet not a peep on anything I can find from Mastercard.....
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Babylonbee is a satire website haha. Not to be taken seriously but the way things are going it might actually happen lol.
 
Jimmy Hypocracy said:
Clinton/Gore 1992 Campaign Pin

In an age before WOKE ruled the mainstream.

You guys were racist and didn’t even know it! Or maybe you did ?

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Okay I fully expect a Democrat to call for the abolishment of all records that we had President Clinton
 
Bham 99 said:
Ha. Taking it way outa context. I don't care who you are if you took notes it needs to be investigated if it's the truth or not
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That's too bad because Bolton and several others had notes that would have been useful during impeachment but alas the Republicans in power dont feel the way you do.
 
NoSnowATL said:
Pornhub is next.... go on that site and type in master.....scary times for young kids right now.
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You think that’s bad..Have you seen Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder?

Now follow me here.

1) RDJ played a black man in Tropic Thunder

2) RDJ played a lead role in The Avengers

3) The Avengers is is owned by Disney

4) ABC is a subsidiary of Disney

5) Everyone is a racist

The end
 
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