Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like snow in Central Bama, in my backyard, right here this winter. So I need a word with the MJO. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on the right side of the MJO with all the other weather drivers and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-snowing, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, warm-nosed, Southeast ridge infested sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?