Went shopping at Sams Club.
1. Wine
2. 50 pound bag of trail mix that will never get eaten
3. Box of chicken nuggets 6” too wide to fit in my upright freezer.
4. Big ass bag of spinach that turns to green water when cooked.
5. Wine. In a bag. Inside a box. With a handle.
6. Five pounds of chorizo that I sampled but will never cook.
7. So much chicken salad. So much...
8. Tent?
9. Bucket of pickles. Dill. Kosher. Only thing under ten bucks.
10. Gross tasting vitamins. The taste is only outdone in grossness by the smell, which is somewhere between six day old roadkill skunk and Indian food.
11. Wine. In box.
12. Fifty five gallon drum of head and shoulders. For the wife. Miracle glo linoleum wax for my dome.
13. Pioneer Woman cookbook that will get thrown into a cabinet and never opened only to be sold at a yard sale in three years.
14. Sweatpants. If stuck inside, be comfy.
15. Wine. In a bottle. Large. For when the pandemic is over and people visit. Or not.
16. Ungodly sized bag of dog food with attached pallet and pallet jack for ease of movement.
17. Block of Amish Butter that weighs 25 pounds. Currently watching Paula Deen on Food Network. Butter Will be gone in two days. Cholesterol, weight, and blood pressure will be exponentially higher.
18. Industrial sized box of foam ear plugs. Must tune out children’s arguments.
19. Puzzle. 10,000 pieces. Will attempt to put together only to find that it is in actuality a 9,962 piece puzzle.
20. More wine.