My grandparents have lived down here in Fayetteville since 1959, there hasn't been a single one footer in the entire time they've been here. In the prior 60 years, there were at least four 12"+ snowstorms in Fayetteville (Feb 1899, Feb 1914, Mar 1927, & Dec 1958), there have been none in the following 60 years.
We suck
Tell them to move to Leesburg just so they can take that luck to Ji.