Got the AP folks to come rank for us , lots of bias and favoritism shown to established and cheating weenies , these rankings are just as garbage as your college football stuff but here ya go
1. Dewpoint Dan
- Looked shaky, gender unclear . Possible a man, possibly a woman, probably both . Prolly in love with his cousin. He is the Alabama of weenie so number 1
2. Logan
- came a long way. This is the Georgia of weenies
3. Nicky
- reliable , solid weenie , but just doesn’t get the job done . Good enough for a top 10 finish most times . This is the Oklahoma of weenies
4. Cd2play
- weird , no one knows what they are doing . Unpredictable . This is the Notre dame of weenies.
5. Birdman
- used to be a lot higher , coming back up though in rankings . Auburn of weenies .
6. Doncane
- coming in strong . Being slept on. This is Cincinnati of weenies.