Misc 2020 Banter Thread

[SD]

Mine aren't desert goats, I swear you have to be so specific with some people sometimes......?

You need to upgrade your goats

 

[smast16]

Crunchy grass update

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You need a new goat. He's starving, and still won't eat the weeds in your front beds.

 

[smast16]

I'm expecting a letter from the hoa soon. I haven't mowed my front yard in almost a month so I don't stress it out and cause it to brown out

Didn't mow for 3 weeks, I the wife was way worse than the HOA.

 

[Rain Cold]

Didn't mow for 3 weeks, I the wife was way worse than the HOA.

Gotta cut that grass!

 

[SD]

Didn't mow for 3 weeks, I the wife was way worse than the HOA.

Tell her to cut it

 

[RBR71]

You need to upgrade your goats

Can't afford to upgrade, trying to get them acclimated

 

[smast16]

Tell her to cut it

Hell no, no one touches my grass but me. She's hell bent on dropping the deck all the way to the dirt.

 

[smast16]

Gotta cut that grass!

I did after I got one of my twice a month storms.

 

[NoSnowATL]

Trying to explain taxes to a drunk idiot at 9am is hilarious.

 

[SD]

I did after I got one of my twice a month storms.

You get 2? What's that like?

 

[SD]

Trying to explain taxes to a drunk idiot at 9am is hilarious.

Acceptance is a good first step

 

[NoSnowATL]

Acceptance is a good first step

I was at Chevron getting my normal lottery tickets. He walked in smelling like poop and got a fountain drink for 1.39. He gave the guy at the counter 1.39......then the rest is funny history.

 

[SD]

I was at Chevron getting my normal lottery tickets. He walked in smelling like poop and got a fountain drink for 1.39. He gave the guy at the counter 1.39......then the rest is funny history.

Haha. Did you win anything?

 

[NoSnowATL]

Haha. Did you win anything?

Never do but you have to play to win. I’m sure I’ve help 234 kids go to college.

 

[tramadoc]

Crunchy grass update

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I just had 200 pounds of fertilizer and 100 gallons of post emergent put down last Thursday on my Bermuda grass. There are bare spots all over from where those clumps of long weeds that have the little tops with black seeds we’re trying to germinate and are now dying. Also the yellow nutsedge is finally dying after one pre-emergent application and two post emergent applications.

 

[tramadoc]

Yes! I mean look at that grass, goats aren't desert animals.

Need to get a camel.

 

[GaWx]

I was at Chevron getting my normal lottery tickets. He walked in smelling like poop and got a fountain drink for 1.39. He gave the guy at the counter 1.39......then the rest is funny history.

Maybe he thinks taxes are communist.

 

[SD]

Never do but you have to play to win. I’m sure I’ve help 234 kids go to college.

I actually won $10 on a scratch off over the weekend then it didn't rain lol

 

[tramadoc]

Trying to explain taxes to a drunk idiot at 9am is hilarious.

That was you I called???

 

[SD]

I just had 200 pounds of fertilizer and 100 gallons of post emergent put down last Thursday on my Bermuda grass. There are bare spots all over from where those clumps of long weeds that have the little tops with black seeds we’re trying to germinate and are now dying. Also the yellow nutsedge is finally dying after one pre-emergent application and two post emergent applications.

Damn son I hope you have 3 or 4 acres

 

[NoSnowATL]

Maybe he thinks taxes are communist.

I’m just surprised he could count to $1.39. Dude was wasted and driving. Scary.

 

[NoSnowATL]

I actually won $10 on a scratch off over the weekend then it didn't rain lol

I don’t win EVER! But the week I stop playing I feel like I would. It’s sad

 

[NoSnowATL]

Damn son I hope you have 3 or 4 acres

Don’t worry they are watching him.....

 

[SD]

I don’t win EVER! But the week I stop playing I feel like I would. It’s sad

You can't win if you don't play. I swear to God my gf is the luckiest person on scratch offs. She will win $50 on a $2 ticket

 

[tramadoc]

Damn son I hope you have 3 or 4 acres

Little over an acre, but my lawn guy treats me well. We both went to Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University together and are both retired vets (different branches).

 

[tramadoc]

Don’t worry they are watching him.....

And they are watching me for.....?

 

[smast16]

You get 2? What's that like?

It's like when the bartender flirts with you. You know it's just a tease to get more money from you, but there is always this little sense of "Maybe..." to give you false hope. Lol

 

[Rain Cold]

You can't win if you don't play. I swear to God my gf is the luckiest person on scratch offs. She will win $50 on a $2 ticket

Marry her

 

[cd2play]

It's like when the bartender flirts with you. You know it's just a tease to get more money from you, but there is always this little sense of "Maybe..." to give you false hope. Lol

Like the gfs every winter? Lol

 

[NoSnowATL]

And they are watching me for.....?

Haha it was a joke, made me think about that part in Step brothers.

 

[tramadoc]

Haha it was a joke, made me think about that part in Step brothers.

What part?

 

[NoSnowATL]

What part?

When Will is cutting the grass and his brother is showing that house to sell it.

 

[Rain Cold]

Lol this is just like a winter storm where models engage the NW at the last second. Now, we have clear east trends less than 24 hours out. It's Amazing!

 

[NoSnowATL]

Lol this is just like a winter storm where models engage the NW at the last second. Now, we have clear east trends less than 24 hours out. It's Amazing!

That damn east coast wall!

 

[SD]

Lol this is just like a winter storm where models engage the NW at the last second. Now, we have clear east trends less than 24 hours out. It's Amazing!

Nah it's just the usual

 

[SD]

Interestingly enough the euro expanded the precip shield west slightly @Rain Cold

 

[Rain Cold]

Interestingly enough the euro expanded the precip shield west slightly @Rain Cold

Pix or it didn't happen

 

[SD]

Pix or it didn't happen

 

[Rain Cold]

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Looks way better than the Ukie.

 

[NoSnowATL]

Well damn my rain gauge broke. So I got this Baby now!