Misc 2020 Banter Thread

[Brent]

hmm.. is there a secret politics thread now? How do I get in?

Ask a mod there is a place

 

[SETNwx]

oldie but a goodie:

 

[smast16]

Since we don't have a dedicated political thread anymore I guess I'll dump this here. This is my prediction.
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States I have the least confidence in (polling average based on Real Clear Politics): Florida - 1.4 pts. Biden, Arizona - 1.2 pts. Biden, Texas - 1.2 pts. Trump, Iowa - 0.7 pts Trump, Georgia - 0.4 pts. Biden, North Carolina - 0.3 pts. Biden, Ohio - 0.2 pts. Biden. When you leave these states as toss ups, Biden still meets/exceeds 270 to win.
EDIT: Just realized I forgot to color in Indiana for Trump, so it's actually 126.
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I have no idea who's going to win.... But my prediction is that on Wednesday the sun will rise in the East and set in the West. And no matter we do on this planet, the sun will continue to rise and fall for another 4 billion years.

 

[Dewpoint Dan]

I predict we won't know until December who won the election. Kinda like in 2000.

 

[LickWx]

Since we don't have a dedicated political thread anymore I guess I'll dump this here. This is my prediction.
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States I have the least confidence in (polling average based on Real Clear Politics): Florida - 1.4 pts. Biden, Arizona - 1.2 pts. Biden, Texas - 1.2 pts. Trump, Iowa - 0.7 pts Trump, Georgia - 0.4 pts. Biden, North Carolina - 0.3 pts. Biden, Ohio - 0.2 pts. Biden. When you leave these states as toss ups, Biden still meets/exceeds 270 to win.
EDIT: Just realized I forgot to color in Indiana for Trump, so it's actually 126.
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As of today Trump is up .6 points in N.C. per RCP while Biden is up .4 in Georgia . Hmm.

 

[SimeonNC]

The first lady is apparently gonna be in Huntersville today, I hope it doesn't mess up my commute.

 

[tramadoc]

I'm pretty certain she's legitimately old enough to be your mother. Lol

She reminds me of Stu’s girlfriend in The Hangover. She was also the therapist in Lucifer.

 

[tramadoc]

You havnt lived until you’ve been with a woman 21 years older than you!

Been there, done that. I was 35. She was old enough to be my mom. Weird, but... fun? Her son was like four years younger than me. She had money out the wazoo.

 

[smast16]

Been there, done that. I was 35. She was old enough to be my mom. Weird, but... fun? Her son was like four years younger than me. She had money out the wazoo.

24 with a 35 year old... She had a 12 year old daughter, and I was almost closer to her daughter in age than i was to her. She was fun tho!

 

[Weatherlover92]

As of today Trump is up .6 points in N.C. per RCP while Biden is up .4 in Georgia . Hmm.

Not gonna lie I was half asleep while I was doing this and I didn't bother to double check which is why Indiana was blank on the second map, but you're right that was my mistake. Doesn't really change the outcome, but yea. lol Doesn't really matter to me because personally I don't give a ---- about either one.

 

[Tarheel1]

Been there, done that. I was 35. She was old enough to be my mom. Weird, but... fun? Her son was like four years younger than me. She had money out the wazoo.

I was only 19, learned a lot! ???

 

[LickWx]

I was only 19, learned a lot! ???

Teach me how! I’ve tried already no luck yet .

 

[Rain Cold]

Not gonna lie I was half asleep while I was doing this and I didn't bother to double check which is why Indiana was blank on the second map, but you're right that was my mistake. Doesn't really change the outcome, but yea. lol Doesn't really matter to me because personally I don't give a poop about either one.
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I think this is going to end up way wrong.

 

[smast16]

Teach me how! I’ve tried already no luck yet .

Patience young padawan. Patience. Any woman 21 years older than you has probably been playing this game longer than you've been alive. They know game and are masters at it. Any quick and sudden movements spook them. Play it slow.

 

[Weatherlover92]

I think this is going to end up way wrong.

Maybe, maybe not. We'll see. There's 7 states where it's razor thin close, 1 pt. could make all the world of difference. Personally like I said before it doesn't really matter I won't be happy or satisfied with either.

 

[tramadoc]

Teach me how! I’ve tried already no luck yet .

Stand in the corner of the bar and lick your eyebrows. 3” of tongue will run 9” of D out of town... so I’ve been told.

 

[Cad Wedge NC]

Not gonna lie I was half asleep while I was doing this and I didn't bother to double check which is why Indiana was blank on the second map, but you're right that was my mistake. Doesn't really change the outcome, but yea. lol Doesn't really matter to me because personally I don't give a poop about either one.
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God, I hope that tomorrow night's map doesn't look like that.

 

[Tarheel1]

Teach me how! I’ve tried already no luck yet .

Just hang around your girlfriends moms, it’ll happen! ?

 

[J.C.]

My prediction:

 

[LickWx]

Just hang around your girlfriends moms, it’ll happen! ?

You dog !.That’s hilarious actually , well probably wasn’t hilarious for your gf.